mr16's shoebox: why bad guys laugh

(by hugo 13k)

bad guys always do laugh like
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
why is them always do laugh when good guy in
danger?
i tell why.
here is the why:

because they being so rude it funny.
evil villains is just people with normal
conscience what get twisted by humour of how
terrible it be to say rude thing to someone
you being the nice to.

here example:

"hello. nice to meet you. and i am hugo 13k."
"hello. it nice to meet you too. and my name
is john."
"shut up."

that be it.

now you go do the look at the emperor what
am in returning of a jedi. he is VERY rude
to luke because he throw lightning at him.
so he laugh MUCH. he laugh so much because
he know he being SO RUDE - look at him - he
cant even speak. he just open mouth and
yell.

but darth not find funny. he think joke is
RUBBISH. chuck off emperor over rail. "bye
emperor. now you dead."
but emperor only joking.

darth not take joke very well.
he think "it all very well emperor. but that
my son and he doing a die because of you
stupid joking."

maybe emperor misunderstand situation. he
see luke be rude to dad by cut off his hand.
emperor find this VERY funny and get carried
away.
him not realise cut off hand am ACCIDENT
ONLY. not joke. luke is "very sorry dad, but
you keep whacking me with light sabre
because you think it funny".
darth take joke too far then get jealous
when emperor make funnier joke with
lightning.

at end darth not wheezing with pain before
him die. him laughing - look at smug grin on
face and sideways glance at luke. him try no
show it but him find whole situation
HYSTERICAL. darth think funny because it so rude to throw off emperor over rail.
AND him secretly press button blow up death star - luke not know.

but luke make best joke at end
when him stick dad on bonfire.
then watch him laugh when ghost dad appear
with ghost mates.
good thing they find funny too.

ghost yoda say at ghost darth "ha ha! idiot.
just when you start feeling better on way
home from star detroyer, luke put you on
bonfire. bet you not see THAT coming."
ghost obi wan laugh too.
ghost darth look sheepish and say "yeah.
very funny. chip off old block." him try to
laugh with ghost obi wan and ghost yoda but
it OBVIOUS he embarrassed.

but where ghost emperor?
him not there.
emperor are WELL EMBARRASSED he si done the MOST RUBBISH joke.
and noone laugh.
him think "my lightning joke funny but noone laugh."
so he do the sulk and cry like a baby and not go to party with other ghosts.

leiah come see luke staring off into space.
her not see lukes imaginary friends. her am
thinking him is nuts. her poke him and try
get her special brother back indoors.

this am how you can tell luke are on way to
dark side. him love being rude and it make
laughs for him.

EVIL MEN LAUGH AT BEING RUDE AND NOT POLITE.
so you is must not to do the rude or you are be EVIL.
do not you be evil.
you be good.
rude not funny.
rude am dark side.