mr16's shoebox: office dares

1. wrap up in toilet paper like a mummy and run a circuit of the building in silence. noone will know its you if you use enough tissue paper.
run back into the toilet, quickly rip off all the tissue paper and when you leave the toilets, carrying a heap of tissue paper, look over your shoulder and say to them "what the hell was THAT all about, eh? what a WEIRDO."

2. find someone you are not in the least attracted to and tell them sincerely that you have always loved them. best if this is someone you really hate.

3. suck your thumb and then when someone notices pull it out quickly and look really embarrassed. say "that wasn't me."

4. lick your hands like a cat licks its paws. if anyone asks you about this say "a clean house is a tidy house"

5. clutch the edge of your desk, tightly, shake uncontrollably whilst staring at your pc. suddenly lick your pc screen all over, then collpse back in your chair, eyes closed and breath a sigh of relief.

6. Edge up to a colleague in your chair (if it has wheels on) and make small incoherent murmuring noises while stroking the edge of their desk. when they look at you grimace with gritted teeth and wide eyes and back away quickly saying "okaaaaaaaaay, frigid - i get the message - sheesh! alright already!"

7. print out the words "i hate you" on an otherwise blank sheet of A4. next time you go to the loo and someone is in a cubicle slip it under their door.
some nice variations of this could involve the sentences, "i'm watching you" or "everyone knows what you've done and noone likes it"

8. photoshop a picture of your boss onto the body of a dead pig. photoshop in some stakes embedded in it. now save the image as your background wallpaper. DO IT.

9. stroke your own thigh and blush. say "stop it. stop iiiit! you'll get me into trouble, you!" and then slap your own hand just as you're reaching for your bum.

10. kill everyone in your office. hilarious.