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GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT episode 16

previously on GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT...

"i'm giong to attack you, GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT! attack you like you've never been attacked before!"

"oh no! look everybody - that's CYBERBORGTRON! i thought he was dead!"

"that's right, deak. he was. but now he's alive and it looks like he wants revenge!"

and now, on GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT episode 16...

"that's right zax! i want revenge! and now with the help of my new and improved CYBERBORGTRON it's you who will be destroyed this time!"

"no way! we beat you before, CYBERBORGTRON and we'll beat you again!"

"but that was the OLD CYBERBORGTRON! that was only CYBERBORGTRON DELTA! this is new CYBERBORGTRON GAMMA! with ultra radox capillary combustion! aha... aha... AHA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!"

"oh no! jemma! can GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT really stand up to ultra radox capillary combustion? we've never had to face the possibility before..."

"i don't know, zax... it's the only variable we've never faced before. ultra radox capillary combustion might be too much for our proteus axion core. the radiation could..."

"dammit you guys! i've heard enough about your gutless engine fears! let's do this thing now! we've beaten him before we can do it again! GO GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT TEAM!"

"what's this? GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT attacking with GIANT ROBOT DASH? you shall be defeated, GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT! try a little CYBERBORGTRON GAMMA RADIATION PUNCH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"that's right, GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT TEAM - you're no match for CYBERBORGTRON this time!"

"oh no! it's all my fault! if i had only listened to my instincts..."

"don't be so hard on yourself, zax. i know you feel guilty about the death of your father but it wasn't your fault. but right now we've got to FIGHT!"

"you're right jemma! thanks! ok everybody, let's separate and attack!"

"yeah!"
"yeah!"
"alright!"

"GO, GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT SEPARATION!"

"what's this? a separation attack? i'll see you coming a mile away, Team GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT!"

"not if i use SPECIAL INVISIBILITY SHIELD 4 ! like this! or if i use SPECIAL ROBOT
PUNCH TURBO ! like this! noone comes back from that one..."

"AAAAAAAH! damn you, zax bloodhunter!"

"...and if i use SECRET AMPHIBIAN SLIDE MANOEVRE ALPHA you will NEVER see
me coming! HA HA!"

"NOOOO! how can this be? i've never seen such power! aaaaaahhhhh!"

"...ready to form up, SUPER CONGLOMERATE ROBOT TEAM.....?
wait for it.... NOW! form up SUPER CONGLOMERATE ROBOT!
CONGLOMERATE ROBOT.... ATTACK!"

"smash him, GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT! smash him to bits, zax!"

"billy?!! what are you doing here?!"

"i hid in the cargo hold until you were in mid action and now i'm here ready to watch the fight from the best place! go GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT TEAM!"

"zax! it's your uncle on the radio! he wants to talk to you!"

"what's this?! my uncle?!"

"yes zax! i'm you're uncle, johnstone! i have an urgent message for you: you must use COUGARUNDAROAR BEAM in conjunction with FULL CANNON KICK DELTA or you'll never break through his special ion barrier!"

"ok uncle! thanks! cougarundaroarrrr.......... BEAM! and... FULL CANNON KICK DELTA .... NOW!"

and the battle was won.
the GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT team stood victorious in the last rays of the
evening sun, their nostrils flaring with righteous indignation at their
restored honour.
their pride, once wounded, was now recovered by the might of... GIANT
CONGLOMERATE ROBOT

next week on GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT...

"quickly! zax! use SPECIAL ROBOT PUNCH!"
"i'm trying, deak, but it's not working! oh no! the ultra neuron
reactor is overheating! it's going to... AAAAAAHHHH!"
"zax! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"we couldn't save him! dammit, evil cyberborgtron - you'll pay for
this!"
"HAHAHA HA HAAAAAAA! with your captain dead you are HELPLESS! now,
GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT TEAM... prepare to face your DOOM!"

next week, same GIANT time, same ROBO channel...
GIANT CONGLOMERATE ROBOT episode 17: REVENGE OF CYBERBORGTRON GAMMA
part 2: Shadow of a Death Kill Pain Hurter